Eric's Show Journal - posted on December 31, 1998 by

Show Journal 1998-12-31

If tonight’s show was any indication of the year to come, we are in deep trouble. I thought it sucked. Some people said we did really good and claimed to have fun, but I don’t care. It sucked. Rather than a traditional show review I’m going to go for a top 10 list. Tonight’s category … “Top 10 things that Sucked Ass About our New Year’s Show” 10. Watching the crowd dwindle from a hundred happy people to a dozen violent drunks 9. The thick layer of sludge on anything that touched the floor 8. Having to start at 2 in the morning 7. Joe from the Silver Kings 6. Getting drilled in the head with empty beer cans 5. Getting drilled in the head with full beer cans 4. The annoying little man who insisted on hitting me with his sweatshirt 3. The sensation of a microphone stand being knockced into your teeth 2. The ratio of people spitting on us to people not spitting on us was 1 to 1 … And the number one thing that sucked ass about our new year’s show was … 1. Realizing that I could have been watching Dick Clark from the solitude of my living room