If you live near Portland come check out our last show for a few months on Dec 4th. Other news is that we’ve got some new merch being made including zip up hoodies, some new buttons and some fancy new posters. Also, we saw a little glimpse of the first song of the live Halloween DVD and it looks pretty amazing. It’s still going to be a few months before it’s release because it still has to get edited and manufactured. However, to quote Dave “the shit looks dope”.
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Another weekend of shows is almost upon us. Friday is a return trip to Richland which has always been one of our favorite places to play anywhere in the country. Saturday is the big Thirty 3 CD release extravaganza in Portland. Don’t think it’s going to be exciting? You’ve got 6 bands each playing short 20 minute sets and if that’s not enough at least one band has promised to play in ninja attire, another band will be dressed as cowboys, yet another will dress as pirates and we’ve been promised a few other wacky surprises that only a band like Thirty 3 can pull off. What are we dressing as? We can’t really tell you but here’s a hint … “think outside the cardboard box”. Prepare to be offended. Very offended.
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We’ve gathered up the last remaining copies of ‘Swank’ and a few old promotional VHS copies of our ‘Get In The Van’ video from this web site. They will be given away at upcoming shows to anyone who asks for them using the secret pass phrase. The phrase is “hook my ass up with that old crap that no one else wants yo”.
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Show Review
The headliner this evening was 800 Octane. If you have ever seen the Octane boys play, there is no reason to even read on. Of course the set was solid. Of course the songs were flawless. Of course Dave was golden throated. Of course Eric nailed each song. Of course Justin jumped approximately 875879458954 times at an average height of 78 feet in the air. Of course Jim amazed us once again with his double bass action even though he doesn’t have a double bass pedal. Great set, great way to end the evening.” (Alex Cook / portlandmusicians.com)
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Well it took four and a half years and about 200 shows but we finally sold all our copies of our second album ‘The Kelvis’. Amen.






















