Top 20 Show Journal Quotes
- After a few songs and a bunch of Macho Man jokes things started to rock
- After sitting here and enduring all of the first Coolio album we chose to turn around and submit defeat to the weather gods.
- The calls were in fact nothing more than a glorified opportunity to shout 'whazzup' over the radio airwaves at every caller and then to insult Justin in a public forum.
- We were each offered a chance to sleep on "the ghetto couch" but with a name and reputation like that we all opted for the floor.
- We saw an elderly woman holding her ears and being rushed from the gym in her wheelchair by another old woman who was trying to cover her ears as well.
- This evening also marked the first live appearance of the turdburglar, which in no way should be confused with the hamburglar.
- I should have known this was going to be a bad night when the sound guy asked me "are you a rock band?"
- I've now heard "Fire it Up" well over 100 times and I still can't understand more than 2 lines. You just can't sing along with Busta. All you can do is just raise the roof over and over and over again.
- The first time we played at a strip club it was a novelty ... this time was just kind of disturbing.
- I've dubbed our van "the aviary" because every time someone takes a picture, someone else is almost always giving the bird.
- Dave's beard of shame has taken shape and he already looks like an angry meat eating trucker from the deep south.
- Next time Jim should ask himself "what would Shabba do?"
- I bathed in a truck stop sink today. The water was cloudy but I didn't care.
- The amount of smack talking that surrounds a game of Goldeneye is amazing. I find myself saying things I would never say if not for the empowering Nintendo controller.
- At some point during the drive we all began impersonating the voice and likeness of the world's tallest woman.
- A few kids sheepishly walked up to the front and seemed to be relieved that the large bearded man was in fact not hungry.
- Justin stepped up to the microphone, pulled a pancake out of his pocket and proceeded to wipe the sweat off his face with it.
- We entertained the idea briefly but came to the conclusion that if he were to vomit bull testicles on stage we would never be welcome in Montana again.
- Some kid after the show told us that he "heard we were assholes". On the bright side at least he had heard of us?
- We also bought some Febreeze and are threatening to give someone a "Febrath."