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Top 20 Show Journal Quotes
1. After a few songs and a bunch of Macho Man jokes things started to rock 2. After sitting here and enduring all of the first Coolio album we chose to turn around and submit defeat to the weather gods. 3. The calls were in fact nothing more than a glorified opportunity to shout 'whazzup' over the radio airwaves at every caller and then to insult Justin in a public forum. 4. We were each offered a chance to sleep on "the ghetto couch" but with a name and reputation like that we all opted for the floor. 5. We saw an elderly woman holding her ears and being rushed from the gym in her wheelchair by another old woman who was trying to cover her ears as well. 6. This evening also marked the first live appearance of the turdburglar, which in no way should be confused with the hamburglar. 7. I should have known this was going to be a bad night when the sound guy asked me "are you a rock band?" 8. I've now heard "Fire it Up" well over 100 times and I still can't understand more than 2 lines. You just can't sing along with Busta. All you can do is just raise the roof over and over and over again. 9. The first time we played at a strip club it was a novelty ... this time was just kind of disturbing. 10. I've dubbed our van "the aviary" because every time someone takes a picture, someone else is almost always giving the bird. 11. Dave's beard of shame has taken shape and he already looks like an angry meat eating trucker from the deep south. 12. Next time Jim should ask himself "what would Shabba do?" 13. I bathed in a truck stop sink today. The water was cloudy but I didn't care. 14. The amount of smack talking that surrounds a game of Goldeneye is amazing. I find myself saying things I would never say if not for the empowering Nintendo controller. 15. At some point during the drive we all began impersonating the voice and likeness of the world's tallest woman. 16. A few kids sheepishly walked up to the front and seemed to be relieved that the large bearded man was in fact not hungry. 17. Justin stepped up to the microphone, pulled a pancake out of his pocket and proceeded to wipe the sweat off his face with it. 18. We entertained the idea briefly but came to the conclusion that if he were to vomit bull testicles on stage we would never be welcome in Montana again. 19. Some kid after the show told us that he "heard we were assholes". On the bright side at least he had heard of us? 20. We also bought some Febreeze and are threatening to give someone a "Febrath." |